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8/6/15 - Minions Inc Thrashes Three Heroic Bosses!


August 7 2015 - written by Somniorum at 12:43am

I can't get the damn picture extentions working for Chrome, so pictures are pending.

 

Minions had a great night, killing 3 progression heroic bosses and putting us at 6/13H progression!  We also learned that Clip would be willing to spend a night of passion with Chilela in order to tap Jessica Alba.  Priorities.


7/30/15 - Minions Inc Crushes Kormrok (Heroic)!


July 31 2015 - written by Somniorum at 12:27am

Kormrok

 

Minions Inc kicked off our FOCUS on heroic progression, with one new easy kill and two more forthcoming on Tuesday!  Stay tuned.  I usually put something witty here, but I am in a damned hurry.  Tune in on Tuesday for something witty!

This post was edited to include "FOCUS" because Midgethand bitched that we already cleared 2 heroic bosses.

 


7/16/15 - Minions Inc Take On Hellfire Assault and Iron Reaver (Heroic Kills!)


July 17 2015 - written by Somniorum at 12:24am

 

What is up, my people?  Minions Inc started heroic progression tonight with two smooth kills on Hellfire Assault and Iron Reaver.  How smooth were those kills, you may ask?  They were as smooth as Iied claimed his skin to be after filling his hot tub with Passion Natural Lube.  Yeah, I thought that it was weird that he would choose to do that as well, but no one can doubt that is one HELL of a bargin on personal lubricant.

Much thanks to our raiders/raid leaders and grats on all the loot.  May all our future progression kills be as smooth as Iied's lubed up legs.


6/5/15 - Minions Inc. Kills Heroic Blackhand!


June 5 2015 - written by Cliporis at 12:49am

4/2/15 - Minions Best Blast Furnace on Heroic


April 2 2015 - written by Somniorum at 10:38pm

 

Veiltear's mom has AIDS.



WoD Normal/Heroic 30m (The Blast Furnace, Blackhand)  04/02/15 Loot:

Essence of the Iron Protector » Pantiz (100 DKP)
Essence of the Iron Vanquisher » Darkhorne (100 DKP)
Overdriven Spaulders » disenchanted (0 DKP)
Slagbomber's Hood » disenchanted (0 DKP)
Leggings of the Iron Protector » Quickhoof (350 DKP)
Furnace Tender's Treads » Somniorum (100 DKP)

THE MONTH OF FEBRUARY KILLS


March 15 2015 - written by Unknown at 03:26pm
Hello everyone. So we had progression kills while I was on my laptop. I'm a horrible person and totally forgot to post them. So yes, pending screenshots of Kromog and Oregorger.
 
AS A BONUS, HERE IS OUR MARCH KILL OF HEROIC IRON MAIDENS. This brings our total up to 8/10 on heroic, for those keeping track.

Iron Maidens Kill


I have more than one job now, so there is that. :P

2/20/15 - Minions Inc Obliterate Operator Thorgar (Heroic)


February 20 2015 - written by Unknown at 02:20am
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I'm not sure when I started using alliteration for these news post titles, but I know it was a while ago, and now I feel compelled to just keep on doing it, even if it always takes me a couple of seconds to think of a synonym for "kill." It sort of just keeps going. I really sort of want to make it stop, but now it's tradition and I feel like the website will break or the servers will possibly crash the next time raid takes place if you fuck with tradition.

Anyway. Minions Inc had a great night, downing Thorgar on heroic and netting us some sweet sweet tier. How sweet is this tier, you ask? Tier chest pieces are just SO damn sweet, that they come with a bra gun holster! At least mine did, anyway. Also, that image I just linked there might be NSFW'ish, depending on your work's policy on guns. Or bra holster models.

Congrats to those who got their 2 and 4 pc! More loot incoming next week!

2/10/15 - Minions Best Beastlord and Hans & Franz (Heroic)!


February 11 2015 - written by Unknown at 02:15am
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Minions Inc came in and made some heroic progression, beating Beastlord and knocking out Hans and Franz as a bonus. No picture on the Hans and Franz kill though. I am a very busy person. So busy. All the busy. But not so busy enough that I didn't have a spare 30 seconds to come up with this photoshop:

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Great job all, and grats on all the loot.

2/5/15 - Minions Inc Gank Gruul (Heroic)!


February 6 2015 - written by Unknown at 01:50am
Minions Inc had a throwback night with Gruul, kicking off our heroic progression of Blackrock Foundry and getting all the sweet loots.

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Congrats to all, and a special congrats to Clip for not dying to Petrify. Oh oldskool Gruul. How I miss you.

12/23/14 - Minions Inc Torments Heroic Twins


December 24 2014 - written by Unknown at 01:29am
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Minions Inc had another progression kill tonight on Heroic Twins, putting us at 3/7H and on the road to Mythic greatness soon!

Nothing witty, cause I am typing this up during raid (I'm a multitasker).

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