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10/3/13 - Minions Kills Kor'kron and Negates Nazgrim (25m)


October 4 2013 - written by Unknown at 12:59am
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Minions Inc had a bitching week, rounding it out with a Kor'kron Dark Shaman kill and an easy Nazgrim, putting us at 8/14. On 25m. Because we're a 25m guild. Not a 10m guild. And 25m guilds are infinitely more awesome. Thank you guys so much for contributing to our awesomeness!

Also much thanks to Danno for his amazing DPS on adds, by the way. I think I've heard that warlocks can do DPS on BOTH adds and the boss at the same time. Something about being an Affliction warlock. I want to be Danno when I grow up, but that would require a sex change, so I guess that's not really an option. I'll just have to be content with forever striving to be him in my heart.

10/1/13 - Minions Inc Incinerate the Iron Juggernaut (25m!)


October 2 2013 - written by Unknown at 01:40am
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Minions Inc had a great night, one shotting the Iron Juggernaut and putting us at an easy 6/14. How easy was it, you ask? It was easier than Darkhorne proving that he is slightly gay by loving Taylor Swift. That's how easy it was.

Thursday is Dark Shaman and General Nazgrim, so gem and enchant up your shiny new loot toys and get ready!

10/1/13 - Minions Inc Incinerate the Iron Juggernaut (25m!)


October 2 2013 - written by Unknown at 01:08am
Double post. Deleted. Sigh.

9/28/13 - Minions Inc Snuff Sha and Gash Galakras 25m


September 27 2013 - written by Unknown at 01:46am
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Minions Inc took a lovely boat ride after smacking the hell out of the Sha of Pride, right on over to "Galakras' Epically Long Trash Event of [s]Agony[/s] FUN" in order to score two new boss kills tonight. Many thanks to our raiders who made this happen! And thanks to Blizzard for making Galkras' event so amazingly [s]annoying as hell[/s] ENJOYABLE. I'm not sure if I've ever had such a [s]painfully boring[/s] EXCITING time on a boss fight. Nevermind that the boss itself is sort of easysauce, the entire event leading up to him is just so damned [s]dull[/s] GREAT!

It's just like Mount Hyjal, or the dragons before Ultraxion in DS. I'm so glad I can relive those glory days through this boss.


For srs bsns though, great job raiders. You make Minions great and I would give each and every one of you [s]sexual favors[/s] a hug if I could.


*Disclaimer: Galakras is reaaaaaaaaally boring, and I hate him for that. Also, I wouldn't really give you sexual favors or even a hug, depending on who you were. But you're still great.

9/24/13 - Minions Inc Nukes Norushen (Well...Sorta)


September 25 2013 - written by Unknown at 01:17am
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Minions Inc accepted the questionable help of Norushen, who is actually a bit of an asshat, and killed the Sha monster that he puts before us for some weird reason. Anyway, asshat Norushen was pleased with us, and I can therefore say good job guys!

We also cleared a wing of Flex and fun times and gear were had for all. Sha of Pride on Thurs, guys! Get ready to put to death your arrogant ways and be humbled.

9/10/13 - Minions Inc Start Siege of Orgrimmar


September 11 2013 - written by Unknown at 12:53am
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After getting our feet wet with some 25m Flex raid fun, Minions Inc ventured into 25m normal for two easy kills. If this was a guild without class, we might say that they went down faster than Darkhorne does in a high school locker room, but we're classy people, and we would never make that analogy.

Great job guys!

7/18/13 - Minions Inc Slaughter Lei Shen 25m!


July 19 2013 - written by Unknown at 12:35am
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Minions Inc ventured into new progression territory tonight, slaying Lei Shen and bringing us at 12/12N (woot!).

Next week we start hxc heroic modes. Come locked and loaded and ready to bid on some great loot!


If anyone complains about this screenshot, I'm taking a shit in your front yard.

7/9/13 - Minions Inc Jab Heroic Jin'rokh! Oneshot!


July 10 2013 - written by Unknown at 12:35am
Minions Inc tonight knocked out our first 25m heroic kill with a oneshot on Jin'rokh!

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It was nice to see both Jolantru and Quigbot come together to make this happen, proving that bipartisan efforts can lead to success and prosperity for all!

6/6/13 - Minions Quash Qon and Terminate Twins!


June 7 2013 - written by Unknown at 01:03am
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Oh hello there, news post reading people of the WoW world! What has been going on with us? Not much. You know...just one shotting two new bosses and being totally awesome.

Our forray into heroic modes start soon, so saddle up bitches, and get ready to kick some serious ass!

Big grats to everyone who rounded out their 4pc tonight! Everyone looks very lovely in their new gear, except for Clip, who manages to look a little fat. Seriously man, what is up with your toon's thighs?

5/30/13 - Minions Inc Eliminates the Dark Enema


May 31 2013 - written by Unknown at 08:20am
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Minions Inc had a fantastic night with a pretty easy kill on Dark Enema and some great attempts on Iron Qon! Much thanks to our raiders whose focus remains solid even if there are literally tornadoes in their backyard. That's dedication.

Grats to those who got loot, guys.

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