9/15/15 - Minions Inc Progression Update!
Two more heroic bosses down this past couple of weeks, putting us at 10/13H progression people!
I'd love to have something up here clever, but I am going to Florida and packing at the last second, so here is your quick update!
9/1/15 - Minions Inc Kills all the Heroic Stuff!
Oh hi. Yeah, I forget to update this thing on occasion. DON'T JUDGE ME. I AM A BUSY WOMAN TRYING TO MAKE IT IN A MAN'S WORLD.
Minions Inc has killed a whole slew of new heroic bosses, most recently being Fel Lord Zakuun. Not only did we do that today, but we also learned that Novali has some questionable tastes in music by liking U2, and that Midgethand just may be bisexual. Anyway, for those counting, this puts us at 8/13 Heroic progression. More bosses to come on Thursday. I'm serious about the more bosses thing. We were on a freakin' roll tonight.
8/6/15 - Minions Inc Thrashes Three Heroic Bosses!
I can't get the damn picture extentions working for Chrome, so pictures are pending.
Minions had a great night, killing 3 progression heroic bosses and putting us at 6/13H progression! We also learned that Clip would be willing to spend a night of passion with Chilela in order to tap Jessica Alba. Priorities.
7/30/15 - Minions Inc Crushes Kormrok (Heroic)!
Minions Inc kicked off our FOCUS on heroic progression, with one new easy kill and two more forthcoming on Tuesday! Stay tuned. I usually put something witty here, but I am in a damned hurry. Tune in on Tuesday for something witty!
This post was edited to include "FOCUS" because Midgethand bitched that we already cleared 2 heroic bosses.
7/16/15 - Minions Inc Take On Hellfire Assault and Iron Reaver (Heroic Kills!)
What is up, my people? Minions Inc started heroic progression tonight with two smooth kills on Hellfire Assault and Iron Reaver. How smooth were those kills, you may ask? They were as smooth as Iied claimed his skin to be after filling his hot tub with Passion Natural Lube. Yeah, I thought that it was weird that he would choose to do that as well, but no one can doubt that is one HELL of a bargin on personal lubricant.
Much thanks to our raiders/raid leaders and grats on all the loot. May all our future progression kills be as smooth as Iied's lubed up legs.
6/5/15 - Minions Inc. Kills Heroic Blackhand!
Minions Inc. killed Heroic Blackhand! Grats all!
WoD Normal/Heroic 30m (Heroic Blackhand Down!) 06/04/15 Loot:
Leggings of the Iron Protector » Teedubb (600 DKP)
Furnace Tender's Treads » disenchanted (0 DKP)
Furnace Tender's Treads » disenchanted (0 DKP)
Bracers of Spattered Steel » disenchanted (0 DKP)
Leggings of the Iron Conqueror » Joecmel (100 DKP)
Engineer's Grounded Gorget » Xelrog (0 DKP)
Essence of the Iron Vanquisher » Wildefyre (100 DKP)
Essence of the Iron Vanquisher » Moostafacles (0 DKP)
The Black Hand » Snowmaru (160 DKP)
Shattering Smash Leggings » Wildefyre (50 DKP)
4/2/15 - Minions Best Blast Furnace on Heroic
Veiltear's mom has AIDS.
WoD Normal/Heroic 30m (The Blast Furnace, Blackhand) 04/02/15 Loot:
Essence of the Iron Protector » Pantiz (100 DKP)
Essence of the Iron Vanquisher » Darkhorne (100 DKP)
Overdriven Spaulders » disenchanted (0 DKP)
Slagbomber's Hood » disenchanted (0 DKP)
Leggings of the Iron Protector » Quickhoof (350 DKP)
Furnace Tender's Treads » Somniorum (100 DKP)
THE MONTH OF FEBRUARY KILLS
I have more than one job now, so there is that. :P
2/20/15 - Minions Inc Obliterate Operator Thorgar (Heroic)
I'm not sure when I started using alliteration for these news post titles, but I know it was a while ago, and now I feel compelled to just keep on doing it, even if it always takes me a couple of seconds to think of a synonym for "kill." It sort of just keeps going. I really sort of want to make it stop, but now it's tradition and I feel like the website will break or the servers will possibly crash the next time raid takes place if you fuck with tradition.
Anyway. Minions Inc had a great night, downing Thorgar on heroic and netting us some sweet sweet tier. How sweet is this tier, you ask? Tier chest pieces are just SO damn sweet, that they come with a bra gun holster! At least mine did, anyway. Also, that image I just linked there might be NSFW'ish, depending on your work's policy on guns. Or bra holster models.
Congrats to those who got their 2 and 4 pc! More loot incoming next week!
2/10/15 - Minions Best Beastlord and Hans & Franz (Heroic)!
Minions Inc came in and made some heroic progression, beating Beastlord and knocking out Hans and Franz as a bonus. No picture on the Hans and Franz kill though. I am a very busy person. So busy. All the busy. But not so busy enough that I didn't have a spare 30 seconds to come up with this photoshop:
Great job all, and grats on all the loot.